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im jasmine i like mickey mouse but not u

ofsherlock:

grandpa tell the story about how you sent anon hate to that bitch again

stability:

*eats pizza*

i just

*sips soda*

dont undersand

*bites cookie*

why

*touches face*

i have acne

voldy92:

there is nothing rarer and more beautiful than liking every song on an album

unedited photos from hey, let’s make a band

verifascinating:

lovelynobody00:

youngandnerdy:

etchasketchbitch:

time-to-shank-a-bitch:

….Witchcraft….

I would eat the entire game before anybody wins.

NO. WHENEVER YOU CAPTURE ONE OF YOUR OPPONENT’S PIECES, YOU GET TO EAT IT.

this is basically beer pong for a vulcan

Reblogging for that last comment

verifascinating:

lovelynobody00:

youngandnerdy:

etchasketchbitch:

time-to-shank-a-bitch:

….Witchcraft….

I would eat the entire game before anybody wins.

NO. WHENEVER YOU CAPTURE ONE OF YOUR OPPONENT’S PIECES, YOU GET TO EAT IT.

this is basically beer pong for a vulcan

Reblogging for that last comment

seriousjones:

*walks out of the movie theater and it’s still daytime* what the fuck

zander-pandar:

Tim Burton: Hey Johnny, I have this new mov-…

Johnny Depp: Yes.

spooky-churchofhotaddiction:

againstthem:

Reminder:

  • You do not achieve equality by hurting white people.
  • You do not achieve equality by hurting men.
  • You do not achieve equality by hurting straight people.
  • You do not achieve equality by hurting cisgendered people.

do u think mean words on the internet are “hurting” these ppl? imagine what it’s like to, I don’t know, literally be murdered,

shouldnt:

why cant there be 2 week days and 5 days in the weekend

lovinq-u:

have you ever had that feeling that you really wanna workout to get a flat stomach… but you also just wanna eat pizza and watch netflix.

f-ftw:

khaleesi:

cleolinda:

shialablunt:

fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like “you’re not hitting me hard enough do it for real” and then she slapped the fuck out of him and threw off his equilibrium so much he had to go lay down in his trailer for like half an hour lmao and that’s the take they used in the movie with no added sound effects 

his head disappears omg

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Holy shit hahaha

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