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im jasmine i like mickey mouse but not u

soulbots:

This cat looks like it was sculpted out of frozen yogurt.

soulbots:

This cat looks like it was sculpted out of frozen yogurt.

manual:

Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty

snazziest:

people who dont flush the toilet must be eliminated

subsolar:

Super awesome opal cubes!!

subsolar:

Super awesome opal cubes!!

15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

dietcrush:

hey god, it’s me again wondering why i have more energy at 2am than 2pm

beyoncescock:

"whats your sexuality?" "money"

monsieurpaprika:

vagisodium:

vintagegal:

House on Haunted Hill (1959)

tag your extreme horror please

WE WATCHED THIS IN HISTORY CLASS DURING MY SENIOR YEAR AND I THINK OUT OF ALL OF US MY TEACHER LAUGHED THE LOUDEST

validx2:

When the cashier hold’s up your $20 to see if it’s real

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