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Anonymous said: top six ways to insult boys

farandolae:

mamamantis:

  1. purposefully forget their names
  2. any time yr talking about anything outside the realm of COD, energy drinks, or football, pause and giggle and say “oh, but sorry - you wouldn’t know anything about this, right? we can change the subject”
  3. extension on #1: call him by the name of another boy w the same hair color as him. when he protests, laugh and act like he’s trying to trick u
  4. "hold this." stop acknowledging him for the remainder of the encounter until it is time to collect you bag/purse/coat/etc
  5. "sorry, what? i wasn’t listening" rinse and repeat
  6. tilt yr head. make a cute face. “awwwwww”

the boy tears in the notes are amazing

seedy:

THIS IS A FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT THE NUMBER OF LIKES YOU GET ON A PHOTO DOES NOT DETERMINE YOUR SELF WORTH

Me: ugh, the radio always plays the same songs
Me: *listens to same album on repeat for 7 years*

trust:

when people have really nice clear faces i want punch myself 

korrathefirebender:

deadlydinos:

"Stop overanalyzing children’s stories"

Stop deliberately feeding children nothing but whitewashed sexist cishet stories during their formative years to perpetuate your oppressive ideologies

A child will not die from shock if they see a Black trans woman kissing other women on tv but they MIGHT grow up to respect her as a human being. Oh the horror

People seem to forget that there are LGBT kids.

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

guys help me im so close to my next k

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seriously im so close 

deonte-s:

if you stretched out an average person’s skin over a football field, you would be arrested and no one would like you or trust you anymore

Friend: "So how's your daughter doing?"
Dad: "Great! She's in college now, and she's doing really well. We're really proud of her."
Friend: "What's she studying?"
Dad: "Political Science."
Friend: "And does she have a boyfriend?"
Dad: "Actually, she came out as gay several years ago."
Friend: "You know that's... UNNATURAL... right??"
Dad: "No, I don't think so, actually. My daughter's sexual orientation is a biological reality. It makes biological sense to me. You know what doesn't make biological sense? Her damned cat walks on a leash. A LEASH. Just trots along on a leash like a damned dog. It's the weirdest thing I've ever seen in my life. THAT is what's unnatural."
Best dad ever

allmonds:

Don’t even bother looking at people’s snapchat stories for the next 24 hours it’s all fuckin fireworks

theauthoryperson:

egberts:

i deleted my blog and tumblr immediately asked me if i want to sign up again

and here you are

theauthoryperson:

egberts:

i deleted my blog and tumblr immediately asked me if i want to sign up again

and here you are

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